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Post by Jersey on Dec 3, 2008 0:47:32 GMT -5
[Three at a time]
[Go!]
Tell er I've been wasted since last week.
Famine and death and pestilence and war...I'm pretty sure I've heard this one before.
I'm a little bit surprised you didn't tell me there'd be three of ya.
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Post by rizory on Dec 3, 2008 1:01:52 GMT -5
How am I supposed to know that you're high if you won't let me touch you?
I think my attorney is gonna second that notion.
I did a couple of favors for some guys who looked like Tuskan Raiders.
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Post by Admin on Dec 3, 2008 3:24:42 GMT -5
"Later on we did some sexy things, took a couple photographs, and then carved them into wood reliefs." - WHAT?!
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Post by Rich Tarbell on Dec 3, 2008 8:21:32 GMT -5
it's too late for liquor but we could get some 3.2
one night dwight got all goofy on the roofies now they all call him the fiddler on the roof
you can't call it a comeback if you never even been away and i ain't never been no place
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Post by barcode on Dec 3, 2008 8:41:47 GMT -5
I heard the dudes blamed the chick I heard the chick blamed the snake And I heard they were naked when they got busted
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Post by Jersey on Dec 3, 2008 8:45:22 GMT -5
Say a prayer for the boys in the band and I was outta my head so it was out of my hands.
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Post by emily on Dec 3, 2008 8:52:34 GMT -5
you can't call it a comeback if you never even been away and i ain't never been no place My favorite part about this line is that it's right after the line "The guys they call me LL Cool J cause I've been here for years" Who doesn't love a line insulting LL Cool J? Also English majors want to be some super genius novelists, they end up music journalists.
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Post by st5801 on Dec 3, 2008 9:48:10 GMT -5
There's too many, so for now I'll do one Lifter Puller and three Hold Steady:
"And the ravers they rose up right in unison attacked the bathroom and ransacked all the medicine, pills administered just like communion, this is the body, and the blood, and the love, and the black lights on your white tights."
"She said its hard to feel holy when you can't get clean, now she's bumping up against the washing machines."
"Some borderline whore asked me how I'm liking California. I just cried."
"And I believe in the bodies, and I believe in the blood, and I believe in salt along the rims of the glasses, 'cause that makes us thirsty, and when we drink then we all fall in love."
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Post by stephanie on Dec 3, 2008 9:49:13 GMT -5
we thought we were so free, but it was a chemical reaction
you look so cute like that, I want your autograph
it hurts, but it's worth it
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Post by parock on Dec 3, 2008 9:53:55 GMT -5
"And I'm almost busted, but I bought back the jewelry she sold."
"Girl, I've seen your friend, she looks nothing like Jada Pinkett."
"I try so hard, not to fall in love, I have to concentrate when we kiss."
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Post by stevietix on Dec 3, 2008 10:20:44 GMT -5
Seeing as we're venturing into couplets rather than one-liners:
I blew red white and blue right into a tissue I came right over the counter just to kiss you
Syncopated heaven!
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Post by 212margarita on Dec 3, 2008 10:30:04 GMT -5
"All your favorite books they wouldnt seem so well written, if were just a little more well read"
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Post by Andy on Dec 3, 2008 13:47:24 GMT -5
"I've laid beneath my lovers, but I've never gotten laid"
"It's funny how true love can be troubled by still water"
"English majors want to be some super genius novelists, they end up music journalists."
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Post by Rhinovirus on Dec 3, 2008 14:02:01 GMT -5
"It's always entertaining when you're hanging out with entertainers"
"Hey my name is Cory I'm really into harcore, people call me Hard-Cory" (always reminds me of my brother (named Cory, I laughed when I first heard it)
"She's sick of the concept of justice and fairness and who the hell cares who gets caught in the middle she smokes and she ponders this riddle"
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Post by missalabamanobody on Dec 3, 2008 14:06:46 GMT -5
Kids with kidney stones giving birth to bloody stereos
WHAT??!?!!!
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Post by Jersey on Dec 3, 2008 14:39:33 GMT -5
We've got the last-call, bar-band, really-really-really big decision blues.
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Post by njtownie on Dec 3, 2008 14:53:47 GMT -5
Here are 3 rock/pop music one-liners:
He said: I got thru the part about the Exodus. Up to then I only knew it was a movement of the people (this is a Bob Marley reference for the non-rastas out there)
He's Tennyson in denim and sheepskin; he looked a lot like Izzy Stradlin' (Guns n' Roses v Dr. Pepper)
And the band played "Screaming for Vengeance" and we agreed that this world was mostly manacled (Judas Priest)
...and many more
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Post by Sunny D on Dec 3, 2008 16:34:07 GMT -5
"I'm a spy girl."
"And we all want to meet some guys."
"I gave him fifty and he kissed me, spit a little treat between my teeth."
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Sunny D
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Post by Sunny D on Dec 3, 2008 16:34:58 GMT -5
And I have to add:
"Woke up in the grass with the assless chaps."
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Post by 212margarita on Dec 3, 2008 16:38:08 GMT -5
"tramps like us and we like tramps"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 19:59:57 GMT -5
"I was a teenage ice machine"
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Post by hard corey on Dec 3, 2008 20:53:49 GMT -5
i think the same thing thats eating you up on the inside is the same guy thats eating you out
it ain't just a money thing, its a question of community. the liberty, the esctacy, the love, the drugs, the unity.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 20:58:29 GMT -5
i got stuck with some priss that went and sliced up her wrists, but you know you gotta dance with who you came to the dance with.
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Post by stephanie on Dec 3, 2008 21:09:17 GMT -5
what happened on 15th and Franklin depends on who's asking
she had a lion-like mane, she had the jaws like a skillcrane
there's war against euphoria, we're up on the battle line
(re-reading these lyrics makes me realize over & over again that LFTR PLLR are my favorite band, ye gods, so very much)
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Post by jpharis53 on Dec 3, 2008 21:22:16 GMT -5
Yeah, it don't feel nothing like a comeback, feels like I'm just getting born...
Sweet Jesus, someone call the paramedics, another favorite singer slipped and tripped and hit his head and forgot he was a genius.
I was just about to call you when you called.
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