Got most of them, but not all...
Someone who actually speaks english every day should probably do this, but I've made a first take on the lyrics. Feel free to make changes and/or fill in the blanks:
THE STOVE AND THE TOASTER
Let's just say they owe me a favour
I did something for them
What it is doesn't matter
Here's what's important
It's gonna be easy
It's gonna be simple
Put it up to his temple
He's expecting our call
Yeah, he know our intentions
He approve of our methods
They consider us partners
Going in through the window
Leave through the terrace
They still owe me a favour
What it is doesn't matter
Cause they got ear pierced dudes in a fortified fortress
And a whole sale crew that does a pretty big business
I got something we can DO IN Las Cruces
Got some new information from the chef and the chaffeur
They put the stash in the stove, they keep the cash in the toaster
Down on Las Cruces they don't play with jokers
I hope I still know you when this is all over
They take a flight to Durango
Take a car to LA QUINTA
Chevrolet Silverado
SORTA south of the entrance
Drive it down to Las Cruces
Do the thing that we're doing
Push ahead to El Paso
Stay as long as we have to
She's got a LINE on some guy, say he's kind of insider
Said she worked with a crook, said she slept with the driver
They know what's coming, but they'll still act surprised
Yeah, they still act surprised
Cause there's just one way in, and it's a fortified fortress
There's a way that it works, it's a particular process
I know something we can DO IN Las Cruces
Got some new information from the chef and the chaffeur
They put the stash in the stove, they keep the cash in the toaster
Down on Las Cruces they don't play with jokers
_______ through your ways with the chef and the chaffeur
_____almost (something about gas and beer?)
And it sounded like it pretty much OVER IT
We came in(to) the kitchen, and I knew it was over (?)
DIdn't see any stove, no sign of a toaster
Set up for slaughter and (shot of...?/shadow?) and _____
Got pretty screwed by the chef and the chaffeur
Got pretty screwed by the chef and the chaffeur