Admin
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Post by Admin on Dec 23, 2008 14:13:12 GMT -5
If katieee is going to resurrect that inferior thread from the dead, I'm sure as shit gonna resurrect this one.
DUDES UNITE!
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Post by Rhinovirus on Dec 23, 2008 14:15:33 GMT -5
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Post by gushingblood on Dec 23, 2008 14:17:25 GMT -5
This thread is already the best on the board.
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AndyM
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Post by AndyM on Dec 23, 2008 14:34:13 GMT -5
<burp>
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Admin
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Post by Admin on Dec 23, 2008 14:40:54 GMT -5
<fart>
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Post by biblesalesman on Dec 23, 2008 14:51:55 GMT -5
The reality is that there is nothing we can say in here that they even care about.
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Post by gushingblood on Dec 23, 2008 15:15:15 GMT -5
Sexist jokes?
or should we stick to belches.....
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Post by mike on Dec 24, 2008 5:25:54 GMT -5
so, finding nemo, huh?
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Post by Elwoodii on Dec 24, 2008 7:44:50 GMT -5
Serieously though guys, I went shoping today and I just cant find shoes that fit, my feet are just too narrow. Also while I was out I tried to buy my favorite brand of period pain relief pills to get totally high with, and they had sold out. I was like 'Oh my GOD!' so I went and ate a chocolate cake in starbucks, washed down with a pint of coffee, and that made me feel a litle bit better until the guilt set in and I started to worry about my skin and weather or not the chocolate would bring me out in spots so I rushed back to the Pharmacy to get some face packs, and while I was there I noticed they had non drowsy benylin on offer '2 for 1', well I nearly wet my pants! I picked up 4 bottles for good measure and topped the lot of with flinstones chewable morphine and some bubble bath. As I write this I am sothing my sore feet in a lovely bubble bath whilest looking in the mirror at my gooey green face pack and totally tripping my fuckin balls of on pharmasuticals. Who needs women  Only messin, I've been fixing the rocker valve on my car all day and I'm going to change the oil later after I've eaten a steak and drank a few pint of beer while watching the match with the lads. Anyone know how to change the headlight bulb on a 2003 Renault Scenic? Aren't stereotypes fun  |
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Post by gushingblood on Dec 24, 2008 7:48:28 GMT -5
I've been driving Monster Trucks, Drinking Beers, and Wrestling Bears whilst wearing spandex all day.
I AM A MAN AND I USE CAPS LOCK
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Post by Jersey on Dec 24, 2008 8:39:14 GMT -5
Dude.
Pull my finger.
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Post by stuckbetween on Dec 24, 2008 10:53:39 GMT -5
Picking my nose with one hand and playing pocket billiards with the other.
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Post by theobligatory16yr on Dec 24, 2008 13:31:53 GMT -5
Women simply do not care about us. They have evolved so far beyond us, and secretly I think they can procreate asexually... they are humoring (humouring? is that a verb?) us.
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Post by gushingblood on Dec 24, 2008 13:42:00 GMT -5
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red
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Post by red on Dec 25, 2008 0:20:52 GMT -5
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Post by Jersey on Dec 25, 2008 19:48:27 GMT -5
So I just took a look at the 'No Boys Allowed' thread-
MAN is that an annoying thread.
Makeup and periods and ponies and shoe shopping.
I'll take beer and porn any day.
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Post by gushingblood on Dec 25, 2008 19:51:15 GMT -5
but...but...we're not allowed in there  Porn FTW! |
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Post by biblesalesman on Dec 25, 2008 21:45:49 GMT -5
My Son got the "400 Truths about Chuck Norris" book today. that is some funny shit.
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Post by mike on Dec 27, 2008 5:57:58 GMT -5
to be honest, i feel like in these threads both sexes lose.
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Post by toastie on Dec 27, 2008 12:35:26 GMT -5
They do but its fun to see what the girls are bithcin' about!
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Post by biblesalesman on Dec 28, 2008 17:47:40 GMT -5
these threads make it embarrassing to be male.
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Post by biblesalesman on Dec 30, 2008 18:33:32 GMT -5
Seriously.
Its kind of sad. We cant even comep up with something they MIGHT want to look at.
We dont even have a fucking plan.
Our plan is too fart and drink more
and watch porn.
Dont we do anything important?
Do we not cook masterful meals?
Throw awesome parties?
Play the bestest of pranks?
Save lives on a daily basis?
Dress to kill?
Lift really heavy stuff?
Swing a mean bat?
Jesus Christ was a guy.
Man, this is depressing. We got nothing.
Girls used to get all woozy over us.
Now they just turn on Kate Perry and grab the latex.
We are expendable.
Ask Melissa Ethridge.
What a sad thread.
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Post by biblesalesman on Dec 30, 2008 19:36:59 GMT -5
yeah yeah...go on ..keep eating the Cheetos and not worrying and watching Beneath The Planet of the Apes (the best "Ape" movie of them all), but one day, one day youre gonna wake up and all that will be on TV will be Ellen reruns and youre gonna go to court and Judge Judy will be the REAL judge, and if you spit in the ground you'll wind up in jail. Dont say I didnt warn you.
Guys, we need to work a little harder.
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Post by biblesalesman on Dec 30, 2008 19:40:12 GMT -5
and one more thing, they dont do the Kate Perry thing because WE like it, they do it because THEY like it, and we get all fucking befuddled by it. Its gonna be a long time before Clay Aiken is gonna sing 'I Kissed a Boy" and its gonna win a grammy. Believe that shit.
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Post by gushingblood on Dec 30, 2008 21:52:57 GMT -5
Don't know where to post this, so it goes here, as we need something to make our topic look better. tashian.com/perl/translate-babel.cgiIt translates what you type from English to French, back to English, to German, back to English ect. It does this through French, German, Dutch, Spanish, Italien, and Portuguese. Craig Finn will rock your socks = The extremity of Craig oscillates his peúgas Neato! |
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