Sequestered in Schenectady

[orzelc]

I've landed on a grand jury, and spent the last month-and-a-half of Tuesdays and Thursdays in the county courthouse listening to a variety of people testifying about terrible decision-making. And it only just occurred to me, when shuffle-play served up the right track from Stay Positive, that what I've been hearing are basically low-rent versions of the dude from "Sequestered in Memphis."

"Now they want to know exactly which bathroom. Dude, does it make any difference? It can't be important..."

[franknagaijr]

Is it worth mentioning that I sang along to this song at least a hundred times before it occurred to me that most of the lyrics are to be interpreted as court deposition transcripts?

[thebambino]

As someone who reads dozens of depos every day it was pretty apparent right away for me:)